May 2013
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
laugh-addict:
family events
lizzlemcguizzle:
i take you to the candy shop
wartortles:
if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag